A Day's Worth of Random Thoughts

• You know what would be completely useless? Ironing baby clothes.
• I do not recommend that anyone trying to conceal their need for a root job wait three days to wash their hair.
• I love that my mouse is wireless. "Now I know that wirelessness can be confusing, but it basically just means 'without wires'."
• I wonder when selective hairlessness became a desired trait in women. Probably when personal razors were trying to find new market share.
• I remember when I used to take showers at night all the time in high school. I wonder if that helped or hindered my insomnia. It's a little strange that we associate warm water with both waking up and relaxing. That would be a good sleep study . . .
  
• Why do I always pick the worst books to read while Johnny is away on business? Last year during his recruiting trips I read "The Time Traveler's Wife". This time it's "The Last Lecture".
• The idea that if you work hard enough you can accomplish your goals didn't work for Hilter.
• The lesson I get from Snow White: never leave home wearing something you don't want to be stuck in for years, potentially. Pretty sure those dwarfs didn't sew. Or do laundry.