Parental Justice

You know how when some people have kids you're like, well that's pay back for what they put their parents through. I think I'm having one of those moments.  Don't get me wrong, I was a good kid.  And my kids are good kids, but I'm afraid I was a bit of a know-it-all in my youth.  So now I get things like

But Mom, don't you know that movies are not shows

or

Mom, I know everything about that.  Don't you know I know everything.  

sure, kid, you know it all.  I know, payback is a . . .